Top THIRTY Reasons To Vote, And Vote DEMOCRAT!

1. If you remember Bush/Cheney, vote Dem.
2. If you want to retain control of your uterus, vote Dem.
3. If you think BP was not owed an apology, vote Dem.
4. If you know “smaller government” is code for “fewer services” vote Dem.
5. If you support the minimum wage, or think all workers deserve a “living wage” vote Dem.
6. If you want DADT repealed vote Dem. We may need to fight harder, but Dems are the best hope.
7. If you are concerned about Global Climate Change, vote Dem.
8. If you support unions and the right of workers to organize vote Dem.
9. If you have never considered burning a Qu’ran vote Dem.
10. If you would rather build schools than prisons, vote Dem.
11. If you think Defense cuts should be “on the table” vote Dem.
12. If you think the time has come for marriage equality, vote Dem.
13. If you believe it’s better to allow fertilized embryos to be donated for medical research than to throw them away, vote Dem.
14. If you don’t want to bomb bomb bomb or invade Iran, vote Dem.
15. If you see a difference between a fertilized egg and a baby, vote Dem.

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Top TWENTY-FIVE (Funny!) Reasons To Vote, And Vote DEMOCRAT!

1. If when I say “Mexicans” you think friendly people with a strong culture, and not illegal job-stealers, vote Dem.
2. If you are not offended when the cashier wishes you “Happy Holidays,” vote Dem.
3. If you have ever tried to say “salam malakim” or “buenos dias” to show welcome to a stranger you should vote Dem.
4. If you think tolerance and compassion are virtues and not a character flaw vote Dem.
5. If when someone says, “The War of Yankee Aggression,” you think baseball, vote Dem.
6. If the words “tax cuts” do not give you an erection, vote Dem.
7. If you never prepared a speech for your “death panel,” vote Dem.
8. If you aren’t afraid of witches, terror babies, or dancing men in Speedos, vote Dem.
9. If it never occurred to you during the Bush years that the Second Amendment allowed us to overthrow the government, vote Dem.
10. If you have no desire to see Barack Obama’s birth certificate, vote Dem.
11. If you are pretty sure you can’t “hug the gay away,” vote Dem.
12. If you are skeptical that scientists have created mice with human brains, vote Dem.
13. If you hardly ever think about who is like Hitler, vote Dem.
14. If Jim DeMint scares you, but Acorn did not, vote Dem.
15. If you make love with the lights on, odds are you’re a Dem, just trust me on this and vote Dem.

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