Romney’s amazed by sandwiches at Wawa. Good God — this machine made my sandwich! I’ve never had a sandwich that wasn’t delivered to me under a silver dome by my man-servant… AMAZING!
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We’re reminded again how flabbergasting average food from average places is for Mittens (remember the cookies and donuts). Mitt shouldn’t try to be funny or amusing. Or likable. There isn’t any level of human contact where this guy can interact successfully (or even naturally) with persons below the $1 million threshold. He has no idea what average people like, think, want, know, or care about. So he guesses, he tries to sound funny… and he sounds like that instead.
This is Mr. Burns wanting to pal around with the Simpsons — temporarily. Until the votes are counted. I can’t even imagine how many bottles of Purell Romney goes through in a day.
I used to live back east-ish and I loved WaWa’s custard. And their Donuts. And now Mittens has sullied WaWa’s by talking about them. I wonder what he’d think of those new fangled machines at WaWa’s that make AND dispense coffee. I bet that would overload Mitten’s programming.