Source: I Can Has Cheezburger?
Recovery status: MISERABLE (Warning: whining after the cut):
I apologize for not posting very much this week — I blame my inability to concentrate. I’m currently in this endless negative feedback loop of pain / nausea from the operation: 1) I don’t feel like eating because of the sore throat, 2) I feel nauseated because of Vicodin on an empty stomach, 3) so I take less Vicodin, 4) then, obviously, I’m in more pain.
This is the fifth day after surgery and maybe I’m just more impatient to feel better this time. I want health NOW! There’s so much I could be doing… last night when everyone was gone, I unloaded the dishwasher. When I was lifting the plates into the cupboard I thought: Oh! This is why you’re not supposed to lift your arms over your head for 6 weeks.
One good thing has been that two members of the family have decided they need to camp out on my bed with me. Isn’t this cute — you’d almost think they liked each other. The cat completely hogs the foot of my side of the bed — and she snores. No wonder she’s single
My plans for today will involve someone going to Taco Bell for me. I’ve decided I’ll eat a bean burrito.