I know I would. Because, really, who wants to hear Marie ANNtoinette talk about things like how she doesn’t feel rich, or how being a stay at home mom, married to a multi-millionaire, was hard work, or how ‘you people’ aren’t getting anymore tax returns out of her and Mitt. In other words, who wants to watch this woman struggle to not call us peasants or The Help? They tell us that Lady Romney is the “softer” side of Mitt but I’m not convinced. In any case, I’d choose the Hawaii Five-O reruns.

NY Times: At 10:30 on Monday night, Ann Romney is scheduled to take the stage at the Republican National Convention, in Act 1 of her husband’s four-day introduction to the nation. But tens of millions of people will not be able to watch. CBS plans instead to show a rerun of “Hawaii Five-O,” its hit police series. Viewers of NBC will see a new episode of “Grimm,” about a homicide detective with the supernatural ability to sense evil. And ABC plans to show “Castle,” a series about a best-selling mystery novelist who helps solve crimes.