ihatepeacocks: Oh Republicans, you were so close to 2 full weeks, so close.
Instead, pay 15¢ more at another pizza place (a better pizza place) — because 15¢ is a small price to pay for more people in America having health care.
And another thing:
Another video flashback of Mitt having an opinion in the past that completely contradicts his current “severely Republican” opinion, which I like to call: “That’s so Romney!“
Video from 2006 of Mitt Romney describing his Massachusetts health care law and the funding Romney describes as a “tax or other penalties to ensure that everybody comes into the system,” compelling the wealthy to buy insurance — like President Obama’s Affordable Care Act. — Buzzfeed
Free birth control will wipe out the American race! That’s what wiped out the dinosaurs – a bowl of free condoms. Though I don’t know how the T-rex got them on.
“Twenty-nine percent is low. But he’d probably be doing better if he wasn’t trying to kill Harry Potter.” — STEPHEN COLBERT, on Florida governor Rick Scott’s low approval ratings, on The Colbert Report
“Democrats don’t share our values. An elected official is tweeting dirty photos of himself to strange women who he never meets for sex? Come on! At least Republican Chris Lee was trying to get some action! Republican politicians are man enough to hit that thing. Ensign, Vitter, even when it’s a gay scandal! They’re not tweeting love letters. They’re tearing up an airport bathroom until somebody calls the cops on them!”
Stephen Colbert discusses Breitbart passing around Anthony Weiner’s pic to everyone at the Opie & Anthony Show:
Andrew Breitbart (recorded): “I went on the Opie & Anthony Show. I’m friends with one of the guys there. And I just decided, before I went to the airport, why not stop in for some highjinx…”
Stephen Colbert: “Yes, highjinx! As a journalist, Andrew Breitbart engages in only the highest of jinx.”
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“Speaking of second place: Sarah Palin. The former half-governor shook up the presidential race this weekend, launching her ‘One Nation’ bus tour visiting our nation’s historic sites. And of course, the ‘lamestream’ media ambushed Palin with ‘gotcha’ questions, like ‘Where are you going?’ and ‘Why are you doing this?’” — STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report
“No matter what she does, people start asking: why is this happening?”