Who can keep a low profile when you need a bagel, like NOW:

TPM: Does someone need a timeout? Intelligence operatives are supposed to know how to keep a low profile. Last we heard of CIA operative Raymond Davis he was at the center of a diplomatic crisis with Pakistan after he was arrested for shooting two men dead on the streets of Lahore, Pakistan. Now he’s been arrested south of Denver after a scuffle over a parking spot outside an Einstein Bagels.

THE LIFE OF A CIA AGENT: constant danger and excitement! Can you imagine the “Einstein Bagels parking spot scene” being acted out by Johnny Depp (Once Upon A Time In Mexico) or Matt Damon (Bourne) or Tom Cruise (Mission Impossible)?