Romney’s Gafftastic “World” Tour: Onward to Israel!

Daily Kos: An example of Mitt Romney’s “honesty:”

  • Mitt Romney on Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu: We can almost speak in shorthand. We share common experiences and have a perspective and underpinning which is similar.
  • Mitt Romney on how he’d handle Iran: I’d get on the phone to my friend Bibi Netanyahu and say, ‘Would it help if I said this? What would you like me to do?’
  • Mitt Romney on Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu: Israel’s current prime minister is not just a friend, he’s an old friend.
  • Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu on Mitt Romney: I remember him [Romney] for sure, but I don’t think we had any particular connections, I knew him and he knew me, I suppose.

“I SUPPOSE,” Bibi shrugged, barely concealing his disdain. heh.

Kevin Drum ponders why Bibi so casually tossed Romney under the bus: “What’s interesting here isn’t that Romney appears to have exaggerated his relationship with Netanyahu. That’s a political misdemeanor. What’s interesting is that Netanyahu seems to be thoroughly uninterested in backing up Romney even a little bit. Mitt Romney? Yeah, I guess I’d recognize him if we passed on the street. He’s the one with the good hair, right? At the same time, he insists that his relationship with Obama is better than we think. This is probably just normal politics — why diss the American president in public, after all? — but it’s still an interesting juxtaposition.”

What can Romney do to earn Bibi’s favor? Maybe try going Full Metal Zionist?

TPM: World War End Times: “The Romney campaign had at time of writing on Friday sent out two separate e-mail press releases chiding the Obama administration for its “refusal to say whether Jerusalem is the capital of Israel.” [...] I suppose it’s possible the Romney campaign is so unaware of the realities of the Middle East peace process, however moribund it may be, that they’re unconcerned with just how inflammatory an American president’s expression of support for an undivided Jerusalem as the capital of Israel would be to the Arab world. But even with the stumbles Mitt Romney has made this week on the international stage, that seems unlikely. So, accepting that Romney is aware of the significance, it seems likely he’s prepared to signal a very real, very controversial departure from decades of U.S. peacemaking policy, and put the weight of his potential presidency behind a declaration that he believes Jerusalem is Israel’s capital. That would be a very big deal.”

And here you can see Buzzfeed Politics desperately trying to stir shit up, perfectly in sync with the Romney campaign. But as Josh Marshall points out above, in 2008 after Obama said Jerusalem should be the undivided capital of Israel, “Palestinian leaders reacted with dismay [and the Obama] campaign quickly walked things back.” 

Meanwhile on the Romney plane: Balloon Juice: “The campaign team shows off their superior organizational skillz.”


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Alas,

Maddow Blog: “Oops: ”Mitt Romney is making a big push for the Jewish vote. In classic Romney (i.e., clueless) form, his campaign scheduled a trip to Israel on the Jewish fast day of Tisha B’Av.” Gershom Gorenberg added, “It seems no one on his staff checked a Jewish calendar” before scheduling his trip to Israel.”

Political Wire: “On the eve of Mitt Romney’s trip to Israel, a new Gallup poll finds 68% of Jewish Americans support President Obama for re-eelction, while 25% support Mitt Romney.” 

Naturally, Buzzfeed Politics found some Jewish men in Israel who would happily judge a second Obama term based solely on Rev. Jeremiah Wright. Yep. Naturally. The President’s a secret Muslim, unless we need to bring up Rev. Wright from the 2008 playbook.

But you know what? I welcome more discussion about BOTH candidates’ religions and theological beliefs. I think we should know a little more about Mormonism and how it’s shaped the Mitt Romney we’ve come to know and shake our heads about today. Maybe Mitt’s visit to Israel is the perfect opportunity to finally open that discussion.

God doesn’t want you in Heaven? Get the Rapture Jetpack!

leeeyum: Ran into this while walking around downtown Chicago:

GOD DON’T WANT YOU IN HEAVEN? GET THERE YOURSELF! THE RAPTURE JETPACK!

When the end times come on May 21, what if you’re not of the chosen people to ascend to heaven when Christ returns? With the rapture jetpack, eternal paradise is just a button push and a burst of fuel away! And, the Rapture Jetpack can be yours for a one-time fee of $50,000 US. Call 608-213-2891 to get yours today! Hurry, while supplies last!

Looks legit, I’ll buy four. Best part: “COMES IN CAT SIZES TOO!”

More Rapture stuff this way →

Conspiracy theory of the day: Russia, Nevada earthquakes, Area 51, and Obama’s location on Thursday

Recent earthquakes (via Google):

Time Magnitude Location
14 hours ago 4.1 Nevada Map
14 hours ago 4.6 Nevada Map
Yesterday 4.1 Nevada Map

Via earthquake.usgs.gov

If you want to read how the earthquakes above relate to the following:

  • Reno to have a big earthquake any minute,
  • Russia and Area 51 (the Russian Federal Space Agency (FKA/RKA) …detected a massive “infrared-magnetic anomaly” emanating under the highly secretive Nevada Test and Training Range (NTTR) in the western US),
  • the Antarctic (and a mysterious battle in 1947 between U.S. forces and an unknown ‘force’),
  • President Obama’s upcoming visit to Area 51 this Thursday — April 21 (Obama’s trip to the Area 51 base region was “ordered” by America’s top military commanders after a mysterious “object” erupted from under the NTTR and flew at an estimated Mach 6 speed towards Washington D.C. in the early hours of Thursday (April 14th) where it was met by fighter jets from Andrews Air Force Base.)

04/21/11 UPDATE * * * * * * Does the schedule today allow for a quick stop at Area 51, or is it impossible?

  • And how it all ties together with cattle mutilations, aliens, the Guy Hottel memo, and the date that Romulus and Remus founded Rome…

Then you’ll want to go here

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Palin 2012: 10,000 Mayans can’t be wrong*

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Image via TBogg

Sarah Palin has given her clearest sign yet that she intends to run for president in two years’ time by saying that she is consulting her family about the decision.

[...] Palin… told the New York Times she was in advanced discussions with her family and political colleagues on a bid for the Republican nomination for president.

“I’m engaged in the internal deliberations candidly, and having that discussion with my family, because my family is the most important consideration here,” she said.

Read more: Sarah Palin poised to run for president in 2012

*Also, too, the slogan: “Palin 2012: 10,000 Mayans can’t be wrong” was created by @OTOOLEFAN and is on mugs, magnets and bumper stickers here!

UPDATE:

There’s NOTHING wrong with Glenn Beck

A revealing 45 seconds of Beck’s psychosis, televised:

” …we’re in a dark, dark place guys! We got some dark dudes comin’ our way. You ever see the movie “The Stand?” [take note of rapidly changing facial expressions here] Now I’m hoping the guy with horns doesn’t actually show up — but he COULD!”

Is Beck really referencing the Walkin’ Dude – he’s comin’ our way? And, more importantly, does this have anything to do with the Netroots Nation meeting in Las Vegas right now? heh.

I hope Mrs. Beck doesn’t ever leave Glenn alone with the children. Just saying.

via BobCesca