Please watch the video at 0:50 – 1:00 as this BAMF accesses his BedBunker, grabs his shotgun, pumps it one-handed “yippie ki-yay, mother fucker!” McClane-style, then gives the camera an extra ‘hard’ look. Oh, yeah. You know what I’m saying.

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Not for nothing, his company “Heracles Research Corp” also advertises how the BedBunker can hide your GOLD!, SILVER!, and other valuables (like Survival Seeds, no doubt).  And if this prominent warning from the website won’t raise the remaining hair on the back of your graying neck, I don’t know what will:

Does it seem like he’s targeting customers in Arizona? Hahah! Yes, it does. Let’s just say the BedBunker would be 1,000% Glenn Beck and Ted Nugent approved!