Want to talk Herman Cain out of swallowing the muzzle of a shotgun this weekend?

You have two sites to choose from — to give Herman some encouragement (and some money, while you’re there?), while he meets face-to-face with his WIFE this weekend:

I’m not sure who will actually look at these messages, since Herman wants to LEAD and not READ. Also, hasn’t Herman had about enough female encouragement for one lifetime? But in any case, as Gawker says, “If Herman Cain wasn’t convinced to drop out yet, these letters of encouragement should do the trick.”

Oh, yeah… Encourage me, baby. You know you want to.