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October 22: the world’s still here
‘It’s going to knock your socks off’: Stargazers prepare for the Orionid meteor shower this weekend — If anyone you know has been ‘quietly’ Raputured today, tell us about it
“The Rapture” illustrates why the Chinese are beating us
Half-term governor Sarah “Blood Libel” Palin©®™ hits the road!
Charles Johnson has an image of Palin’s tour bus, emblazoned with the message: ‘Join the Fundamental Restoration of America!’ Johnson notes in comments that the phrase appears in quotes, and seems to have originated with Glenn Beck.
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As David Kurtz points out, it’s not Palin herself that’s scary — what’s truly frightening for our country is the media’s frenzied reaction to Anything Palin.
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Wonkette finds that Newsmax (image below) is hoping for a jello-wrestling match between Palin and Bachmann. Hawt!
They could be the 2012 version of Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan.
God help us.
Avoiding BIG TIME trouble with “God’s hand,” according to a House Republican
Rapture – May 21: Left behind? God has a plan…
Rapture May 21: That was awkward.
Harold Camping: My bad!
New Rapture Day: October 21. Save the date!
OAKLAND, Calif. (AP) — California preacher Harold Camping said Monday his prophecy that the world would end was off by five months because Judgment Day actually will come on Oct. 21.
Well that was close! It almost looked like Camping was just another religious nutjob. Turns out, it was just a 5-month miscalculation. Math! Amirite? So there’s still time for everyone to donate all their worldly possessions to Camping’s ministry. WIN!
Failed rapture notification
Video: After the Rapture
This is funny.
Either we were all Left Behind or Harold Camping is made of fail. Again.
This isn’t the first time Camping has done this. You know who’s really going to be upset about this now: the current Harold Camping / Family Radio followers, many of whom, Camping’s executive producer says, have “given up their jobs, sold their homes, [and] maxed out their credit cards.“ That’s astonishing to me. It’s like the magical thinking of a small child. Plus Camping probably spent over $100 million in his May 21 / Rapture advertising campaign — all funded by donations. I don’t even want to think about what people are going to be like right before 12/21/12.
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Meanwhile in Vegas, it’s Saturday.
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False alarm. Sorry my bad.
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I’ll leave you with this for Rapture Day…
I’m planning on doing some stuff today — like anything not involving a computer — but I’ll be back later. MAYBE.
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God doesn’t want you in Heaven? Get the Rapture Jetpack!
leeeyum: Ran into this while walking around downtown Chicago:
GOD DON’T WANT YOU IN HEAVEN? GET THERE YOURSELF! THE RAPTURE JETPACK!
When the end times come on May 21, what if you’re not of the chosen people to ascend to heaven when Christ returns? With the rapture jetpack, eternal paradise is just a button push and a burst of fuel away! And, the Rapture Jetpack can be yours for a one-time fee of $50,000 US. Call 608-213-2891 to get yours today! Hurry, while supplies last!
Looks legit, I’ll buy four. Best part: “COMES IN CAT SIZES TOO!”
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