THE GOOD: Zach Braff and Donald Faison (J.D. & Turk) sing “Baby, it’s cold outside” (aka The Rapey Song):
“It’s a fuckin’ BRUSH!” lol
THE BAD: murder-suicide in Texas:
GRAPEVINE, Texas — Investigators believe that seven people who were found dead Christmas Day were cleaning up holiday wrapping paper when they were shot inside a suburban Fort Worth apartment, but a motive remained unclear as police worked into Monday morning trying to piece together what happened.
All of the victims appeared to be related, and Grapevine police said they believe the shooter was among the dead. Investigators were meticulously searching the apartment and three vehicles parked outside, and didn’t expect to finish until dawn.
The four women and three men, aged 18 to 60, were found dead in an adjoining kitchen and living room area when police arrived midday Sunday, shortly after receiving a 911 call in which no one was on the other line, Grapevine Police Sgt. Robert Eberling said. Two handguns were found near the bodies, he said.
“It appears they had just celebrated Christmas. They had opened their gifts,” Eberling said, adding that the apartment was decorated for the holiday, including a tree.
THE UGLY: teenagers, srsly:
image (and more!): Buzzfeed