Leader of the free world, trillion dollar economy, most powerful military on earth: still has to deal with teenagers

image: Barack Obama

“He does have a beautiful voice, and he sings to me all the time. … He doesn’t hesitate to show off his lungs to his wife,” she said. “He sings that song. That’s why I knew when people said he sang, I thought, ‘I’ll bet he sang Al Green.’”

But daughters Malia and Sasha aren’t so impressed. “Anything we do is highly embarrassing,” Obama said. “They just want us to be very quiet.”

First lady Michelle Obama appeared on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” on Tuesday night. – Politico  (via brooklynmutt)

Leader of the free world, trillion dollar economy, most powerful military on earth: Still has to deal with teenagers. (via section9)

Batman on all the Christmas iPhone / Twitter angst of 2011

ihatepeacocks: Batman keeps it real for these spoiled little brats and their iPhone & iPad misery.


Post Christmas: the good, the bad, and the ugly

THE GOOD: Zach Braff and Donald Faison (J.D. & Turk) sing “Baby, it’s cold outside” (aka The Rapey Song):

“It’s a fuckin’ BRUSH!” lol


THE BAD: murder-suicide in Texas:

GRAPEVINE, Texas — Investigators believe that seven people who were found dead Christmas Day were cleaning up holiday wrapping paper when they were shot inside a suburban Fort Worth apartment, but a motive remained unclear as police worked into Monday morning trying to piece together what happened.

All of the victims appeared to be related, and Grapevine police said they believe the shooter was among the dead. Investigators were meticulously searching the apartment and three vehicles parked outside, and didn’t expect to finish until dawn.

The four women and three men, aged 18 to 60, were found dead in an adjoining kitchen and living room area when police arrived midday Sunday, shortly after receiving a 911 call in which no one was on the other line, Grapevine Police Sgt. Robert Eberling said. Two handguns were found near the bodies, he said.

“It appears they had just celebrated Christmas. They had opened their gifts,” Eberling said, adding that the apartment was decorated for the holiday, including a tree.

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THE UGLY: teenagers, srsly:

image (and more!): Buzzfeed